In Loving Memory of Kevin’s Youth
Sunrise: 1970 — Sunset: November 24, 2025
With heavy hearts, and more than a few chuckles, we announce the passing of Kevin’s youth, which officially departed this world today as Kevin celebrated his 55th birthday. Though his youth lived a bold, fearless, and unstoppable life, it succumbed to the realities of middle age somewhere between a pulled back muscle and the realization that bedtime now firmly arrives at 10 p.m.
Kevin’s youth was born strong and adventurous, thriving through decades of energy, resilience, and Marine discipline. It carried him through challenges, victories, and countless memories. Yet, like all things, it eventually met its end—claimed by the everyday battles of standing up too quickly, bending over without recovery, insisting “I don’t need help” while clearly needing it, and the fateful day Kevin believed he could still do what he did at 25. Survived by a rapidly expanding collection of reading glasses, a nightly relationship with ibuprofen, and selective hearing (especially when his loved ones speak), Kevin’s youth leaves behind a legacy of laughter, resilience, and unforgettable moments. Though gone, it will forever be remembered in the noises Kevin now makes when rising from a chair—sounds lovingly compared to a walrus giving birth.
Services will be held at Kevin’s recliner immediately following his afternoon nap. Casual attire is required, as his suits no longer fit. In lieu of flowers, the family requests donations of Bengay, memory foam seat cushions, and Geritol to ease the transition into this new chapter of life.While Kevin’s youth has passed, Kevin himself remains a Marine veteran, a man of strength, humor, and love. His journey continues with wisdom, resilience, and the unwavering support of those who cherish him. Today, we celebrate not only the life of his youth but also the enduring spirit of the man who survived the Marines, even if his youth did not.
We extend our heartfelt condolences—and playful roasts—to Kevin during this difficult yet joyous milestone. May he find comfort in knowing that while his youth has departed, his legacy of laughter, love, and resilience lives on.
RIP Kevin’s Youth (1970–2025)
A fearless spirit, gone too soon, but forever remembered with love and laughter.
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